Updated for 2019!
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As you know, my husband and I do not have children, nor do we plan on having any children. This means that sometimes we miss out on things that other couples may get to do. This can be good—no wiping butts, no listening to whining, and no tripping over toys laying around the house. Occasionally, this can be bad—no shopping for little outfits, no hearing “first words,” and around the holidays, no Elf on the Shelf. Yes, I admit it, I would love to have an Elf on the Shelf. I love the creativity that some parents have with this fun activity!
But most of all, I love when the Elf on the Shelf goes “bad”. You’ve seen them on Pinterest and Instagram; the photos where Elfie, Snowflake, Buddy and the occasional Larry get caught doing something you wouldn’t want the kids to see. I’d like to share my favorite Elf on the Shelf Gone Wild photos with you!
Drunk Elf on the Shelf
Apparently, you never know when Buddy is going to get into that liquor cabinet. I don’t know why parents don’t lock them up better! Tamilee’s elf, Kona, likes to drink his namesake’s beer!
You can see more of Kona on Tamilee Tips.
Don’t drink too much! You may end up like these elves…
Horny Elf on the Shelf
I didn’t realize it, but all of the male elves are hooking up with Barbie (and sometimes Ken)! I hope that they are all being safe like this elf…
I guess when Barbie isn’t around, the elves are drawn to looking for elf fun online…
Or to strip clubs…
Outlaw Elf on the Shelf
With all of the free time, the average Elf on the Shelf can be easily swayed to break the law. Some are pimps…
Some get more than a sugar high…
And some get caught…
Scary Elf on the Shelf
There are some elves you wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley. Take this one for example…
This one is definitely a bit freaky…
“It places the lotion in the basket.”
And Dexter Elf…
What is your favorite Elf on the Shelf Gone Wild photo?
These are hilarious! People are so creative with what they do!
Wow, too funny and even though I DO have children, they are teen girls 16 and 19 and that bad elf wasn’t around in their day.. wonder how that ever came to be! lol
Oh wow, these are some very interesting ideas. They would be great for adults with no kids to participate in.
Ok I laughed. I might have to come back to these – a little different than your norm, but definitely some adult humor for the holidays!
You should just get the Elf anyways! Your husband can find it in the morning or you can take turns each night. It could be hilarious!
I’ve been thinking about doing just that Jess! It just seems like so much fun.
I love these. That elf can get into some erm, situations can’t he?